<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Man you are a bitch! What's wrong with you?? Why won't you just hand out money to any old @^#%$ that asks for it without checking their ID??? Huh??!?! Fascist! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]Originally posted by Shypappette:
Morning all!! It's old people day part deux. Yesterday I only had one old bitch snap my head off and threaten to move her account to a different bank. All because I asked for ID! Man, I'm such a bitch!
When I worked in a branch I loved when the old bagels would give the
"I've been a member of this bank since before you were born laddie"
I always had to stop myself from screaming
"Well woop de fuckin do old man!" at the top of my lungs.
My other favorite day at the bank was when they'd bus in about 70 Menenites (Amish, whatever they're called)and they would shop in the grocery store and deposit money in their savings accounts [img]confused.gif[/img]
Hey macabee, Pappy told me about your post yesterday, but by the time I got home it was long gone.
I completely agree with you on what they say though.
"I've been banking here for 30 years!!!"
"Ya, well I've only been working here for three months, so what??"
The funny thing is, I KNOW FOR A FACT this isn't the first time they've been asked for id, so what, is it the way I asked for it that pisses them off so much?? Crazy old bats!
I sure am glad I don't have a bus load of menonites coming in to my branch. I have a hard enough time with people who don't speak anything but Chinese!!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Man you are a bitch! What's wrong with you?? Why won't you just hand out money to any old @^#%$ that asks for it without checking their ID??? Huh??!?! Fascist! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">FREE MONEY DAY!!! GET YOUR MONEY HERE PEOPLE!! NO ID REQUIRED! I'L JUST TAKE IT OUT OF RANDOM ACCOUNTS AND EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY!!!.......right?? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]Originally posted by Slytherin Snape:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Shypappette:
Morning all!! It's old people day part deux. Yesterday I only had one old bitch snap my head off and threaten to move her account to a different bank. All because I asked for ID! Man, I'm such a bitch!
NOW you've got the idea!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
As long as you don't take it out of MY account!
I don't want to be paying degenerate old people any more than I have to through taxes already!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Papette, Meninites speak perfect English, they are the folks who supposedly don't believe in modern amenities like cars, BUSSES, electricity, BANK ACCOUNTS, etc. Which is why it was so dumbfounding when they'd come in and buy things like dishwasher detergent and laundry soap before making their deposit [img]confused.gif[/img]Originally posted by Shypappette:
I sure am glad I don't have a bus load of menonites coming in to my branch. I have a hard enough time with people who don't speak anything but Chinese!!
(Randy Quad's character in King Pin was a Meninite...)
My other favorite confrontational customers were the ones who'd come up with a bounced check letter and say
"I mailed that bill then but dated it for Friday, they can't cash that check till then when the money's there" as if the date on the check matters to bill collectors.
Or another favorite was the wife who'd sign the husband's paycheck RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME that I'd turn away becuase the signature on the check was forged and they'd say:
"It's not forgery to sign my husband's name, he's my husband" [img]confused.gif[/img]
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